Cliff Taintcop's baseball card

Cliff Taintcop was a United States soldier who fought alongside his partner Granola Daniel during the 35 minute conflict called the Guerrilla War. Little is known about Taintcop, but it is believe that he played with the Harristown Jackers in the Sammy Sosa Softball League.

Cliff Taintcop bears a striking resemblance to Josh Henderson, leading many to believe the two might be related in some way. But since so little is known about Taintcop's life, this cannot be confirmed.